Watch TV Movies and Have Fun at the End of May 2008

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• Hamburger Hill ‘87. Anthony Barrile. An account of the 101st Airborne Division’s 10-day struggle to secure a strategic mountainside in South Vietnam. (R) (2:30) AMC: Mon. 2:30 P.M., Tue. 8:30 A.M. (CC)

• The Hamiltons ‘06. Cory Knauf. The Hamiltons seem to be a typical family, living in a small town in California and dealing with everyday problems, until the sudden death of the parents shows there may be some very disturbing things happening beneath the veil of normalcy. (R) (2:00) SCI-FI: Sun. 3:30 A.M. (CC)

• Hard Hunted ‘92. Dona Speir. A stolen nuclear device leads three sexy agents into a cross-country chase with foreign spies. (R) (2:00) SPIKE: Sat. 2 A.M. (CC)

• Hardball ‘01. Keanu Reeves. A sports junkie agrees to coach Little League Baseball in Chicago in order to pay his gambling debts. (PG-13) (1:55) TNT: Fri. 1:10 A.M. (CC)

• Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban ‘04. Daniel Radcliffe. The young wizard and his friends confront Sirius Black, a fugitive with ties to Harry’s past. (PG) (3:00) ABCFAM: Sun. 8 P.M. (CC)

• Haxan ‘22. Benjamin Christensen. Silent. A Swedish history of black magic and witches also describes the Inquisition and other medieval horrors. (NR) (2:00) TCM: Fri. 2 A.M.

• Heatstroke ‘08. D.B. Sweeney. A major and his team of commandos must prevent an alien race from destroying Earth. (NR) (2:00) SCI-FI: Sat. 9 P.M., 1 A.M.

• Heights ‘05. Glenn Close. A famous actress, her daughter and several other New Yorkers face major life changes over the course of a day. (R) (2:00) LIFE: Thu. 2 P.M. (CC)

• Her Fatal Flaw ‘06. Victoria Pratt. A Chicago state attorney has a one-night stand with a suspect in the murder of a city councilman. (NR) (2:00) LIFE: Sun. 4 P.M. (CC)

• Herbie: Fully Loaded ‘05. Lindsay Lohan. The independent-minded Volkswagen helps the feisty daughter of a NASCAR champion find her way to the fast lane. (G) (2:00) DIS: Sun. 9 P.M., Mon. noon.

• Hercules ‘59. Steve Reeves. The King of Colchis sends the strongman on a series of missions hoping to dampen Hercules’ passion for his daughter. (G) (2:00) AMC: Wed. 8:30 A.M. (CC)

• Hiding Out ‘87. Jon Cryer. A Wall Street yuppie hunted by mobsters hides out as a student in his nerdy cousin’s high school. (PG-13) (1:45) SHO: Tue. 8:15 A.M. (CC)

• High Fidelity ‘00. John Cusack. A store owner, who sells only vinyl records, has a midlife crisis, assesses his life and tries to win back an ex-girlfriend. (R) (1:55) ENC: Thu. 6:05 P.M., 1:40 A.M., Fri. 11:40 A.M. (CC)

• Highly Dangerous ‘51. Dane Clark. A journalist sets off on a secret spying mission behind the Iron Curtain with a pretty female scientist. (NR) (1:45) TCM: Thu. 4:30 A.M.

• A History of Violence ‘05. Viggo Mortensen. Vicious criminals continue to harass a man and his wife after he thwarts a robbery attempt at his diner. (R) (2:00) SPIKE: Mon. 9 P.M.

• The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy ‘05. Martin Freeman. A human and his extraterrestrial friend begin an interstellar journey after the destruction of Earth. (PG) (2:00) SCI-FI: Sat. 7 P.M.

• The Holiday ‘06. Cameron Diaz. Two women, one from America and one from England, swap homes at Christmastime after bad breakups with their boyfriends. (PG-13) (2:20) STZ: Fri. 3:50 A.M., Sat. 3:20 P.M., 10:30 P.M. (CC)

• Home Alone 2: Lost in New York ‘92. Macaulay Culkin. Once again left behind by his family, the boy hero lands in Manhattan and battles two burglars he faced before. (PG) (2:05) ENC: Mon. 7 P.M. (CC)

• Honey, I Blew Up the Kid ‘92. Rick Moranis. The wacky inventor who shrunk the kids makes his 2-year-old boy the size of a Las Vegas casino. (PG) (1:35) ENC: Mon. 10:10 A.M. (CC)

• Honky Tonk Freeway ‘81. Beau Bridges. A writer, a waitress, a nun and other motorists land in a desperate Florida mayor’s tourist trap. (PG) (2:00) SHO: Tue. 5 A.M. (CC)

• Hostage ‘05. Bruce Willis. A former hostage negotiator must take action when three carjackers hold a wealthy man and his children at gunpoint. (R) (2:30) USA: Sat. 2:30 P.M. (CC)

• Hotel Erotica Cabo 10: Primal Urge ‘04. A compilation features romantic encounters at a resort. (1:25) MAX: Fri. 12:10 A.M. (CC)

• House of Bamboo ‘55. Robert Ryan. An Army agent infiltrates a sadistic ex-GI’s gang in postwar Tokyo. (NR) (2:15) AMC: Thu. 6:30 A.M.

• The Houston Story ‘56. Gene Barry. A gangster makes a bid to control the Texas oil industry. (NR) (1:30) TCM: Wed. 4:30 P.M.

• How to Be a Player ‘97. Bill Bellamy. A womanizer’s sister and girlfriend study him for anthropology class, then try to reform him. (R) (2:00) BET: Tue. 8 P.M., 1 A.M., Fri. 8 P.M. (CC)

• How to Eat Fried Worms ‘06. Thomas Cavanagh. Bravado lands an 11-year-old boy in a predicament at a new school when he accepts the challenge of a bully to eat 10 worms in a single day. (PG) (1:30) HBO: Mon. 6:30 A.M. (CC)

• Hysteria ‘65. Robert Webber. An American amnesiac in London hires a private investigator to uncover the identity of a woman in a torn photograph. (NR) (1:45) TCM: Sat. 2:15 A.M.

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• I Am Sam ‘01. Sean Penn. A man with the mental capacity of a child hires a lawyer to regain custody of his daughter. (PG-13) (2:45) TBS: Sat. 7 A.M. (CC)

• I’ll Always Know What You Did Last Summer ‘06. David Paetkau. A mysterious killer stalks a group of friends who kept an accidental death a secret. (R) (1:35) TMC: Thu. 1 A.M. (CC)

• The Illusionist ‘06. Edward Norton. Master magician Eisenheim vies with the heir to the Austro-Hungarian Empire to win back the woman he once loved, who is about to become the prince’s fiancee. (PG-13) (1:55) STZ: Fri. 8:15 A.M., 7:10 P.M. (CC)

• I’m Reed Fish ‘07. Jay Baruchel. As he is about to be married to the sweetheart of his small town, Reed Fish’s life turns upside down with an old flame’s return. (PG) (1:45) SHO: Thu. 4:30 A.M.

• In the Land of Women ‘07. Adam Brody. After a bad breakup leaves him heartbroken, a young man moves in with his ailing grandmother and gets involved with the family across the street. (PG-13) (1:45) MAX: Sun. 11 A.M. (CC)

• In the Line of Fire ‘93. Clint Eastwood. An assassin toys with a White House Secret Service agent haunted for 30 years by his failure in 1963 Dallas. (R) (2:30) AMC: Thu. 1 A.M., Fri. 12:30 P.M. (CC)

• Infected ‘08. Gil Bellows. Two newspaper reporters work together to stop an alien conspiracy. (NR) (2:00) SCI-FI: Sat. 5 P.M.

• Inside Man ‘06. Denzel Washington. An enigmatic woman threatens to push past the breaking point a volatile game between a bank robber and a detective. (R) (2:15) MAX: Wed. 12:45 P.M. (CC)

• The Insider ‘99. Al Pacino. Former tobacco researcher Jeffrey Wigand blows the whistle about the industry to “60 Minutes” anchor Mike Wallace. (R) (2:40) STZ: Tue. 4:10 P.M. (CC)

• Instinct ‘99. Anthony Hopkins. A psychiatrist tries to help an anthropologist in a dilapidated prison for the criminally insane. (R) (2:05) STZ: Tue. 7:35 A.M. (CC)

• Intermedio ‘05. Edward Furlong. Four unlucky friends encounter deadly creatures in tunnels on the Mexican border. (R) (2:00) SCI-FI: Tue. noon.

• Intermezzo: A Love Story ‘39. Leslie Howard. On a tour break, a concert violinist meets and has an affair with his daughter’s piano teacher. (NR) (1:15) TCM: Thu. 2:45 P.M.

• The Interns ‘62. Michael Callan. Young doctors mix romance with work in their first year at a big-city hospital. (NR) (2:15) TCM: Tue. 2 P.M.

• Invincible ‘06. Mark Wahlberg. At 30 years old, high-school teacher Vince Papale sees his wildest dreams come true when he becomes a member of the Philadelphia Eagles football team. (PG) (1:45) ENC: Tue. 7:30 A.M., 8 P.M. (CC)

• Irish Jam ‘06. Eddie Griffin. An American con artist wins a poetry contest staged by residents of a financially strapped Irish town. (PG-13) (1:45) SHO: Tue. 1:15 P.M. (CC)

• Iron Jawed Angels ‘04. Hilary Swank. Activists Alice Paul and Lucy Burns take the women’s suffrage movement by storm. (2:15) HBO: Tue. 4:15 P.M. (CC)

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• Jack ‘96. Robin Williams. A 10-year-old whose body ages at four times the usual rate longs for a normal existence while struggling to fit in. (PG-13) (2:00) TBS: Fri. 5 A.M.

• Jackass: Number Two ‘06. Johnny Knoxville. Daredevils go for the gross-out when they subject an unsuspecting public to more outrageous stunts and practical jokes. (R) (1:45) SHO: Tue. 1:30 A.M. (CC)

• The Jacket ‘05. Adrien Brody. Cared for by a physician, an amnesiac Gulf War veteran has violent flashbacks and visions of the future. (R) (1:45) MAX: Thu. 12:30 P.M. (CC)

• Jacqueline ‘56. John Gregson. A Belfast laborer loses his job and drinks, but his daughter saves the day. (NR) (1:45) TCM: Thu. 12:15 A.M.

• Jarhead ‘05. Jake Gyllenhaal. A Marine and his comrades form brotherly bonds while patrolling the Iraqi desert during the Gulf War. (R) (2:05) HBO: Sat. 12:40 A.M. (CC)

• Jaws 2 ‘78. Roy Scheider. Amity’s citizens and police chief dread another tourist season with a huge white shark near the beach. (PG) (2:00) ENC: Sun. 11:40 P.M. (CC)

• The Juggler ‘53. Kirk Douglas. A Jewish refugee goes to Israel to rebuild his life and overcome bitterness from his time in a concentration camp. (NR) (1:30) TCM: Wed. 3 P.M.

• Jurassic Park ‘93. Sam Neill. An entrepreneur invites scientists, a mathematics theorist and others to his jungle theme-park featuring dinosaurs regenerated from DNA. (PG-13) (2:45) AMC: Wed. 8 P.M., Thu. 5:15 P.M. (CC)

• Just My Luck ‘06. Lindsay Lohan. A young woman, who has always led a charmed life, suffers a reversal of fortune after kissing a stranger at a costume party. (PG-13) (1:45) HBO: Mon. 10:15 A.M., Fri. 7:15 P.M. (CC)

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• Karate Kid II ‘86. Ralph Macchio. Mr. Miyagi returns to Okinawa with his karate student and meets an old foe’s challenge to a duel. (PG) (2:30) AMC: Tue. 11 P.M., Wed. 5:30 P.M. (CC)

• The Kid From Left Field ‘53. Dan Dailey. The son of a down-on-his-luck ballplayer unexpectedly becomes the manager of a struggling baseball team. (NR) (1:25) MAX: Mon. 4:45 A.M.

• Kill Bill: Vol. 1 ‘03. Uma Thurman. Awaking from a coma, an assassin seeks vengeance against her former boss and his ruthless gang. (R) (2:30) SPIKE: Sun. 2:30 P.M.

• Kill Bill: Vol. 2 ‘04. Uma Thurman. Before confronting her former boss, an assassin goes after the man’s younger brother and her one-eyed counterpart. (R) (3:00) SPIKE: Sun. 5 P.M. (CC)

• Kill the Umpire ‘50. William Bendix. An avid baseball fan with an inability to hold a job decides that becoming an umpire would be the perfect occupation. (NR) (1:45) TCM: Sun. 4:15 A.M. (CC)

• Kindergarten Cop ‘90. Arnold Schwarzenegger. An undercover officer teaches a rowdy class of peewees, to identify one whose mother must be found. (PG-13) (2:00) HBO: Thu. 12:45 P.M. (CC)

• King Arthur ‘04. Clive Owen. Arthur and the Knights of the Round Table embark on a rescue mission as Saxon hordes prepare to invade. (PG-13) (2:30) FX: Sun. 10 A.M.

• Kiss of the Dragon ‘01. Jet Li. A Chinese intelligence officer on assignment in Paris becomes involved in an international conspiracy. (R) (2:00) FX: Wed. 6 P.M., Thu. 10 A.M.

• A Knight’s Tale ‘01. Heath Ledger. An English commoner dons the armor of a dead jouster and, with the help of friends, competes against nobles in 14th-century France. (PG-13) (2:45) TBS: Fri. 12:10 A.M., Sat. noon (CC)

• Knocked Up ‘07. Seth Rogen. A rising journalist and an irresponsible slacker ponder their future after a boozy one-night stand results in a pregnancy. (R) (2:15) HBO: Wed. 8 P.M., 3:25 A.M. (CC)

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• Lady in the Lake ‘46. Robert Montgomery. Raymond Chandler’s private eye Philip Marlowe searches for a publisher’s missing wife. (NR) (2:00) TCM: Sat. 4 A.M. (CC)

• The Lake House ‘06. Keanu Reeves. A lonely doctor and a frustrated architect begin exchanging letters, then discover that they are living two years apart. (PG) (1:45) HBO: Fri. 5:30 P.M. (CC)

• Lake Placid ‘99. Bill Pullman. A New York paleontologist goes to the backwoods of Maine and teams up with the local game warden to stop a 35-foot killer crocodile. (R) (1:20) MAX: Mon. noon (CC)

• Larry the Cable Guy: Health Inspector ‘06. Larry the Cable Guy. An uncouth health inspector and his new partner probe an outbreak of food poisonings in the city’s ritziest restaurants. (PG-13) (1:30) SHO: Tue. 5 P.M. (CC)

• The Last Hard Men ‘76. Charlton Heston. An escaped convict kidnaps a retired sheriff’s daughter in 1909 Arizona. (R) (1:40) MAX: Fri. 5:20 A.M. (CC)

• The Last Kiss ‘06. Zach Braff. Four friends cope with the consequences of their choices in life as they approach the age of 30. (R) (1:45) MAX: Wed. 3 P.M. (CC)

• The Last Mimzy ‘07. Joely Richardson. The parents and teacher of a pair of siblings notice the children are developing amazing mental abilities following their discovery of a box of strange toys. (PG) (1:40) MAX: Thu. 7 A.M. (CC)

• Law and Order ‘53. Ronald Reagan. The marshal of Tombstone, Ariz., retires with his girlfriend until another town needs his gun. (NR) (1:45) AMC: Sat. 8 A.M. (CC)

• Lawless Range ‘35. John Wayne. A singing lawman puts a stop to raiding and rustling after discovering the mastermind behind it. (NR) (1:00) AMC: Sat. 4:30 A.M. (CC)

• The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen ‘03. Sean Connery. Allan Quatermain, Capt. Nemo, Dorian Gray, Dr. Jekyll, Tom Sawyer and others unite to stop a mad bomber. (PG-13) (3:00) FX: Sun. 5 P.M.

• Legends of the Fall ‘94. Brad Pitt. A retired cavalry officer and his sons live on a pre-World War I Montana cattle ranch. (R) (2:20) ENC: Wed. 10:10 P.M. (CC)

• Lethal Weapon ‘87. Mel Gibson. A detective with a family hunts drug smugglers with his new partner, a loner with a death wish. (R) (2:00) TNT: Sat. 10 A.M. (CC)

• Let’s Go to Prison ‘06. Dax Shepard. After learning that the son of the judge who put him away is in jail, an ex-con gets himself sent back to prison so he can make the man’s life miserable. (R) (1:30) HBO: Thu. 3:15 A.M. (CC)

• License to Wed ‘07. Robin Williams. A newly engaged couple find out if they are truly compatible when a clergyman puts them through a rigorous marriage-prep class. (PG-13) (1:30) MAX: Mon. 5:30 P.M., Fri. 8:30 P.M. (CC)

• Life Support ‘07. Queen Latifah. An HIV-positive woman overcomes drug addiction and works for an AIDS outreach group. (1:30) HBO: Fri. 10 A.M. (CC)

• The Lineup ‘58. Eli Wallach. A mob killer recovers planted heroin from tourists arriving in San Francisco. (NR) (1:30) TCM: Wed. 1:30 P.M. (CC)

• Little Big Man ‘70. Dustin Hoffman. A 121-year-old white survivor of Custer’s Last Stand recalls his checkered life with Cheyenne, Wild Bill Hickok and medicine shows. (PG-13) (2:30) TCM: Tue. 11 P.M. (CC)

• Little Children ‘06. Kate Winslet. A dissatisfied housewife and the husband of a documentary filmmaker have secret trysts while their spouses are at work. (R) (2:20) MAX: Tue. 7:40 A.M. (CC)

• Little Giants ‘94. Rick Moranis. A man leads a group of misfits into competition against his brother’s successful youth football team. (PG) (2:00) ABCFAM: Sun. 2:30 P.M. (CC)

• Little Man ‘06. Shawn Wayans. A very small fugitive from the law poses as a toddler to gain access to the stolen gem he stashed in a woman’s purse. (PG-13) (1:40) ENC: Fri. 10 A.M., 5:40 P.M. (CC)

• Little Miss Sunshine ‘06. Greg Kinnear. Members of a dysfunctional family set out on a road trip to watch their daughter take part in a children’s beauty pageant. (R) (1:45) HBO: Thu. 1:30 A.M. (CC)

• The Little Richard Story ‘00. Leon. The flamboyant musician experiences highs and lows through his music career, including confronting his father’s murderer. (2:00) BET: Sun. 1 P.M. (CC)

• Live and Let Die ‘73. Roger Moore. Agent 007 charms a tarot reader in Jamaica on the voodoo/heroin trail of a Mr. Big. (PG) (3:00) SPIKE: Mon. 1 A.M. (CC)

• London ‘05. Chris Evans. A man engages in a drug-fueled conversation with a man he barely knows, as he tries to find the courage to dissuade his ex-lover from leaving town. (R) (1:40) ENC: Mon. 4:20 A.M. (CC)

• Lonesome Jim ‘05. Casey Affleck. A 27-year-old man moves back in with his parents. (R) (1:45) SHO: Sun. 1:15 P.M. (CC)

• The Longest Day ‘62. John Wayne. Allied forces prepare for and participate in the D-Day invasion of Normandy in World War II. (G) (4:00) AMC: Mon. 8 P.M., Tue. 2 P.M. (CC)

• Look Who’s Talking Too ‘90. John Travolta. The parents of toddler Mikey deal with a new baby and a slacker live-in uncle. (PG-13) (2:00) ABCFAM: Sun. 10:30 A.M. (CC)

• Looking for Kitty ‘04. Edward Burns. A world-weary detective and a high-school coach form a bond as they comb New York City for the coach’s runaway wife. (R) (1:20) TMC: Fri. 3 A.M. (CC)

• The Lost City ‘05. Andy Garcia. Castro’s Communist Revolution sweeps through Cuba, catching an apolitical Havana club owner in the middle and dividing his family. (R) (2:30) SHO: Sat. 3:15 A.M. (CC)

• The Lost Patrol ‘34. Victor McLaglen. A stranded British cavalry regiment faces an unseen, but deadly, enemy in the Mesopotamian desert during World War I. (NR) (1:15) TCM: Mon. 8:30 A.M.

• Love Actually ‘03. Hugh Grant. A prime minister, an office worker, a pop star, a jilted writer, married couples and various others deal with relationships in London. (R) (2:55) USA: Wed. 1:05 A.M., Thu. 11 A.M. (CC)

• Love Has Many Faces ‘65. Lana Turner. A woman lives in Acapulco with moochers and a husband who married her for her money. (NR) (2:00) TCM: Tue. 6 P.M.

• Love Sick: Secrets of a Sex Addict ‘08. David James Elliott. A married woman who lives a seemingly normal life tries to recover from sexual addiction. (NR) (2:00) LIFE: Mon. 9 P.M. (CC)

• Loverboy ‘05. Kyra Sedgwick. A quirky, overly possessive single woman is unsure how to cope with her young son’s sudden independent streak. (R) (1:40) TMC: Fri. 4:20 A.M. (CC)

• Lucky Number Slevin ‘06. Josh Hartnett. A conflict between black and Jewish gangsters in New York City and a case of mistaken identity land a man in the middle of a revenge plot of a crime boss. (R) (1:50) TMC: Sat. 2 A.M. (CC)

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• Machine Gun Kelly ‘58. Charles Bronson. A bootlegger sets his sights on fame and fortune in Roger Corman’s sensationalized account of the gun-toting gangster. (NR) (1:45) AMC: Tue. 3:30 A.M. (CC)

• Mad About Mambo ‘00. William Ash. A soccer player takes mambo lessons and falls for his partner, but she already has a boyfriend. (PG-13) (1:45) SHO: Thu. 5:30 P.M. (CC)

• Mad Love ‘95. Chris O’Donnell. Fiery passion consumes a responsible high-school senior and a free-spirited classmate. (PG-13) (1:45) ENC: Tue. 1:05 P.M., SHO: Mon. 11:30 A.M. (CC)

• Mafia! ‘98. Jay Mohr. A godfather’s son weds, gets involved with a casino chorus-girl and rises to the top of the criminal hierarchy. (PG-13) (1:30) ENC: Tue. 6 A.M. (CC)

• Magnum Force ‘73. Clint Eastwood. Inspector “Dirty Harry” Callahan links vigilante killings to the San Francisco police force. (R) (2:05) MAX: Fri. 9:30 A.M. (CC)

• Maid in Manhattan ‘02. Jennifer Lopez. A senatorial candidate falls for a chambermaid after he mistakes her for a guest at the hotel. (PG-13) (2:00) FX: Sat. 6 P.M.

• Major Payne ‘95. Damon Wayans. A Marine with little understanding of civilians commands a group of young ROTC cadets and falls for a school doctor. (PG-13) (1:40) ENC: Fri. 7:20 P.M. (CC)

• Man of the Year ‘06. Robin Williams. Tom Dobbs, the satirical host of a political talk show, runs for U.S. president and unexpectedly wins. (PG-13) (2:00) MAX: Wed. 9 A.M. (CC)

• The Man Who Cried ‘00. Christina Ricci. Adopted by a British couple and stripped of her ethnicity, a Russian Jew investigates her roots in pre-war Paris. (R) (1:45) SHO: Mon. 2 A.M., Fri. 5:15 P.M. (CC)

• The Man With the Golden Arm ‘55. Frank Sinatra. A dried-out heroin addict returns to his wife and card dealing in Chicago. (NR) (2:15) TCM: Wed. 8 P.M. (CC)

• The Manchurian Candidate ‘62. Frank Sinatra. A Korean War hero’s commanding officer discovers he and his platoon were brainwashed. (PG-13) (2:15) TCM: Wed. 10:15 P.M.

• The Marine ‘06. John Cena. A discharged soldier returns home from Iraq and finds that his wife has been kidnapped by the gang of a murderous thug. (PG-13) (1:35) MAX: Fri. 3:30 P.M., 10 P.M. (CC)

• Martin Lawrence Live: Runteldat ‘02. Martin Lawrence. The comic gives his take on critics, sex and his 1999 brush with death in this filmed concert performance. (R) (2:00) BET: Sat. 11 P.M. (CC)

• MASH ‘70. Donald Sutherland. Hip Army surgeons Hawkeye and Trapper John make their own rules in the chaos of Korea. (PG) (2:30) AMC: Sun. 8 P.M., Fri. 8 P.M. (CC)

• The Matador ‘05. Pierce Brosnan. An upstanding but down-on-his-luck businessman meets a veteran assassin whose job performance is starting to slide. (R) (1:40) ENC: Tue. 3:50 A.M. (CC)

• Material Girls ‘06. Hilary Duff. Two sibling cosmetics heiresses must grow up quickly when a company scandal leaves them penniless. (PG) (1:40) SHO: Wed. 1:05 P.M., 4:45 A.M. (CC)

• The Matrix Reloaded ‘03. Keanu Reeves. Freedom fighters use extraordinary skills and weaponry to revolt against machines. (R) (2:20) MAX: Mon. 3:10 P.M. (CC)

• Maxed Out: Hard Times, Easy Credit and the Era of Predatory Lenders ‘06. Filmmaker James D. Scurlock examines the outrageous practices that consumer-lending and credit-card companies use to rack up huge profits while bleeding customers dry. (NR) (1:30) SHO: Mon. 10 A.M., Thu. 11 P.M. (CC)

• Me, Myself & Irene ‘00. Jim Carrey. Nice-guy Charlie and aggressive Hank, the two personalities of a Rhode Island state trooper, fight over the same woman. (R) (2:30) FX: Sat. 3:30 P.M.

• Mean Girls ‘04. Lindsay Lohan. Attending high school for the first time, a teenager becomes friends with three popular but manipulative students. (PG-13) (2:00) ABCFAM: Fri. 8 P.M., Sat. 6 P.M. (CC)

• Meet the Robinsons ‘07. Voices of Angela Bassett. Animated. A mysterious time-traveler named Wilbur Robinson takes a boy genius on a trip to the future to spend a day with Wilbur’s eccentric family. (G) (1:45) STZ: Sun. 12:30 P.M., 7:20 P.M., 5:45 A.M. (CC)

• Men in Black ‘97. Tommy Lee Jones. A veteran agent and a rookie protect mankind from dangerous extraterrestrials roaming the Earth. (PG-13) (2:00) TBS: Mon. 2 P.M., 1 A.M. (CC)

• Men of the Fighting Lady ‘54. Van Johnson. Aircraft-carrier officers tell writer James A. Michener Korean War stories about a top pilot. (NR) (1:30) TCM: Mon. 2:30 A.M.

• The Mesmerist ‘02. Neil Patrick Harris. A doctor hypnotizes a terminally ill millionaire who continues to make life miserable for his daughter’s boyfriend. (NR) (1:30) TMC: Thu. 11:30 A.M. (CC)

• Metro ‘97. Eddie Murphy. A hostage negotiator and a SWAT marksman track a psychotic jewel thief who killed a colleague. (R) (2:00) TBS: Wed. 10 A.M., 1 A.M. (CC)

• A Mighty Wind ‘03. Bob Balaban. In order to honor his late father, a man reunites various musicians to perform folk music at a tribute concert. (PG-13) (2:00) COMEDY: Tue. 8 A.M. (CC)

• Million Dollar Baby ‘04. Clint Eastwood. A deep bond develops between a cantankerous trainer and the female boxer he reluctantly takes under his wing. (PG-13) (3:00) AMC: Tue. 8 P.M.

• Mini’s First Time ‘06. Alec Baldwin. A sultry teen’s affair with her stepfather has deadly consequences for her mother. (R) (2:00) LIFE: Thu. 9 P.M. (CC)

• Minotaur ‘05. Tom Hardy. Theseus rallies would-be victims of a monster to fight back. (NR) (2:00) SCI-FI: Tue. 11 P.M.

• Miss Potter ‘06. Ren??e Zellweger. Beatrix Potter overcomes many obstacles in her quest to become a writer, including a domineering mother and the chauvinism prevalent in Victorian England. (PG) (1:45) SHO: Mon. 8:15 A.M., 4:35 P.M., Thu. 10:15 A.M., 7:15 P.M.

• Missing in Action ‘84. Chuck Norris. A U.S. colonel escapes from the Viet Cong, then comes back with a floating arsenal to get others out. (R) (2:15) AMC: Sun. 1:30 P.M.

• Missing in Action 2: The Beginning ‘85. Chuck Norris. An American colonel held prisoner by sadistic Vietnamese makes a bid for freedom for himself and his fellow POWs. (R) (2:00) AMC: Sun. 3:45 P.M., Wed. 12:45 A.M., Thu. 11 A.M.

• Mission to Mars ‘00. Gary Sinise. In 2020 after the crew of a spaceflight to Mars disappears, a second team goes to investigate and makes an incredible discovery. (PG) (2:00) ENC: Thu. 8:40 A.M. (CC)

• Mr. Mom ‘83. Michael Keaton. An automotive engineer’s wife gets a job, and he stays home with the children, housework and housewives. (PG) (1:40) ENC: Sun. 8 A.M., Thu. 4:30 P.M. (CC)

• Mixed Nuts ‘94. Steve Martin. The proprietor of a telephone help-line receives an eviction notice during the holiday season. (PG-13) (1:40) STZ: Fri. 6:35 A.M. (CC)

• The Mob ‘51. Broderick Crawford. A police detective infiltrates a gang of waterfront workers which has kidnapped his bride-to-be. (NR) (1:30) TCM: Wed. noon.

• Modigliani ‘04. Andy Garcia. Penniless artist Amedeo Modigliani maintains a bitter rivalry with Pablo Picasso and captures the heart of a higher-born Catholic woman. (R) (2:10) TMC: Mon. 6:10 P.M., Fri. 9:30 A.M. (CC)

• Mona Lisa Smile ‘03. Julia Roberts. In 1953 a professor of art history challenges her female students to re-examine the traditional roles of women. (PG-13) (2:30) FX: Sat. 10 A.M.

• The Money Pit ‘86. Tom Hanks. A New York lawyer and his violinist girlfriend buy a mansion cheap, then find it needs extensive work. (PG) (1:35) ENC: Tue. 9:15 A.M. (CC)

• Monster ‘03. Charlize Theron. Working as a prostitute in Florida, Aileen Wuornos kills seven men and lands on death row. (R) (2:30) WE: Wed. 1 A.M.

• Moonraker ‘79. Roger Moore. Agent 007 meets Hugo Drax, a tycoon out to nerve-gas Earth to make room for his space-bred master race. (PG) (3:00) SPIKE: Tue. 1 A.M. (CC)

• More Sex & the Single Mom ‘05. Gail O’Grady. A woman’s life turns chaotic when her ex-lover returns and her daughter becomes infatuated with an older man. (2:00) LIFE: Mon. 7 P.M. (CC)

• Mouse Hunt ‘97. Nathan Lane. Brothers inherit a dilapidated mansion inhabited by a resourceful rodent that refuses to leave. (PG) (2:00) TOON: Fri. 8 P.M.

• The Movie Hero ‘03. Jeremy Sisto. A deluded Hollywood citizen is convinced that an unseen camera is broadcasting his life over the airwaves. (NR) (1:30) TMC: Tue. 6:20 A.M., 2:05 P.M., Sat. 7:55 A.M. (CC)

• Mrs. Doubtfire ‘93. Robin Williams. Estranged from his wife, an out-of-work actor masquerades as a nanny to be with his children. (PG-13) (2:05) MAX: Tue. 3:45 P.M., Sat. 3:45 P.M. (CC)

• Mrs. Palfrey at the Claremont ‘05. Joan Plowright. An elderly widow and a young writer develop an unlikely friendship when she relocates to London to be near her grandson. (NR) (1:55) STZ: Wed. 1:45 P.M. (CC)

• A Murder of Crows ‘98. Tom Berenger. A lawyer must prove he is innocent of murder after passing a dead man’s tale of intrigue off as his own. (R) (1:45) HBO: Tue. 2:35 A.M. (CC)

• Music and Lyrics ‘07. Hugh Grant. A washed-up ’80s superstar must make beautiful music with a lyrically gifted plant caretaker when a pop diva asks him to write a song for her. (PG-13) (1:45) HBO: Mon. 3 P.M., Sat. 11:30 A.M. (CC)

• My Daughter’s Secret ‘07. Jennifer Grant. After her jewelry store is robbed, a single mother notices her daughter’s strange behavior. (NR) (2:00) LIFE: Sat. 7 P.M. (CC)

• My Favorite Spy ‘51. Bob Hope. A burlesque comic doubles for a spy in Tangier and meets the spy’s girlfriend, who is also a spy. (NR) (2:00) TCM: Sat. 4 P.M.

• My First Mister ‘01. Albert Brooks. A teen with a penchant for morbid poetry forms a unique bond with her stuffy employer at an upscale clothing store. (R) (2:00) LIFE: Thu. noon (CC)

• My Super Ex-Girlfriend ‘06. Uma Thurman. A young man discovers that the manipulative woman he is dating is a superheroine, and after he breaks up with her, she uses her powers to turn his life into a nightmare. (PG-13) (1:45) HBO: Sun. 9:45 A.M., 7:15 P.M. (CC)

• The Mysterious Island ‘29. Lionel Barrymore. Jules Verne’s novel inspired this early underwater adventure about a scientist’s search for a race of mermen. (NR) (2:00) TCM: Fri. 4 A.M.

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• Nacho Libre ‘06. Jack Black. To raise money for an orphanage, a Mexican cook named Ignacio moonlights as a professional wrestler. (PG) (1:35) SHO: Mon. 6:40 A.M., 3 P.M. (CC)

• Naked Sins ‘06. Beautiful women reveal hidden desires. (NR) (1:25) MAX: Mon. 11:45 P.M. (CC)

• Naked Surrender ‘06. Beautiful women entertain their lovers. (NR) (1:40) MAX: Sun. 1:20 A.M. (CC)

• National Lampoon’s Vacation ‘83. Chevy Chase. The Griswolds and family head by station wagon for the California fun park Walley World. (R) (2:00) ABCFAM: Sat. midnight (CC)

• National Lampoon’s Vegas Vacation ‘97. Chevy Chase. Clark and Ellen Griswold’s disastrous family outing includes a visit with boorish Cousin Eddie. (PG) (1:40) ENC: Sun. 9:40 A.M. (CC)

• Natural Born Killers ‘94. Woody Harrelson. Two young lovers embark on a blood-drenched killing spree that quickly propels them to celebrity status. (R) (2:00) MAX: Mon. 1:10 A.M. (CC)

• Nearing Grace ‘05. Gregory Smith. A teenager in 1978 New Jersey falls for a seductive classmate, unaware that a gal pal is in love with him. (R) (1:50) TMC: Fri. 1:15 P.M. (CC)

• Neighbors ‘81. John Belushi. Obnoxious swingers Vic and Ramona move in next door to suburban squares Earl and Enid. (R) (1:45) SHO: Sun. 10 A.M., Wed. 4:30 P.M.

• Neil Simon’s The Odd Couple II ‘98. Jack Lemmon. A slob and a neat freak, former roommates, meet again years later for their children’s wedding. (PG-13) (1:45) TMC: Mon. 10:15 A.M., 4:40 A.M., Thu. 6:20 A.M., 6:15 P.M. (CC)

• Neil Young: Heart of Gold ‘06. Filmmaker Jonathan Demme captures the rocker in concert before a live audience at Ryman Auditorium in Nashville, Tenn. (PG) (1:45) TMC: Sun. 7:40 A.M. (CC)

• Network ‘76. Faye Dunaway. A TV executive boosts her ratings with a mad anchorman who thinks he speaks for God. (R) (2:30) TCM: Tue. 3:30 A.M. (CC)

• Neverwas ‘05. Aaron Eckhart. A psychiatrist takes a job at a residential facility where his troubled father was committed years earlier. (PG-13) (1:50) STZ: Wed. 5:30 P.M. (CC)

• Next ‘07. Nicolas Cage. A government agent must capture a clairvoyant and convince him to help her stop terrorists from detonating a nuclear weapon in Los Angeles. (PG-13) (1:40) ENC: Fri. 5 A.M., Sat. 7:20 P.M., STZ: Sun. 7:20 A.M. (CC)

• A Night at the Roxbury ‘98. Will Ferrell. Desperate to meet women and open their own dance club, brainless brothers Steve and Doug Butabi cruise Beverly Hills. (PG-13) (1:25) TMC: Tue. 7:50 A.M., 5:30 P.M. (CC)

• The Night Listener ‘06. Robin Williams. A writer and radio host begins a harrowing investigation into the truth behind a teen’s tale of a nightmarish childhood. (R) (1:30) ENC: Mon. 2:50 A.M. (CC)

• A Night to Remember ‘58. Kenneth More. A ship’s officer sees disaster as the Titanic hits an iceberg and slowly sinks on its 1912 maiden voyage. (2:15) TCM: Thu. 8 P.M.

• Norbit ‘07. Eddie Murphy. Though married to a terrible shrew, a man tries to figure out a way to be with his childhood sweetheart, who has just moved back into town. (PG-13) (1:45) MAX: Sun. 4 P.M., 11:35 P.M. (CC)

• Normal Adolescent Behavior ‘07. Amber Tamblyn. A teenager falls for her next-door neighbor, who objects to her sexual liaisons with her close friends. (R) (2:00) LIFE: Fri. 9 P.M. (CC)

• Not as a Stranger ‘55. Olivia de Havilland. An intern marries a nurse who can pay the bills on his way up as a doctor. (NR) (2:30) TCM: Wed. 12:30 A.M.

Watch TV Movies and Have Fun at the End of May 2008. Compiled by Alice Lee

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